katfuckingkolb:

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

Fer real doe

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the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

(via rach-thequeen)

hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

image

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lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

(via extahse)

geopunk:

my wallet is empty just like my soul

(via pizza)

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

(via ultraviolet-kisses)

gavinfree:

i found the exact moment when steve harvey’s soul collapsed

(via pizza)

thatclassicprep:

Tory Burch and J. Crew are a girls best friend

(via ultraviolet-kisses)

(via josephinojonas)