lameimpasta:

concert looks: anything that will make the girl next to you feel threatened and will get you laid by your fave band member

(via dance-for-awile)

Today at work, I answered the door for the FedEx guy

  • FedEx guy: "Are you over 21?...."
  • Me: "Yes..."
  • Him: "Okay. Are you sure?..."
  • Me: "Yes......... I'm sure."(slight look of annoyance)
  • Him: "Okay... Because I need the signature of an adult. I don't need you getting me in trouble..."
  • Me: *takes the stupid thing and signs it fancy as fuck*

avolating:

do u ever love a celebrity so much it makes you sad

(via pizza)

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

(via hithertoandfurtherstill)

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tampontampoff:

whenever my dad makes pancakes he always makes a tiny baby one for our dog tampontampoff:

whenever my dad makes pancakes he always makes a tiny baby one for our dog

tampontampoff:

whenever my dad makes pancakes he always makes a tiny baby one for our dog

(via ohheytherenosy)

lizthefangirl:


You gave me a forever within the numbered days

i will destroy you for this do you understand
lizthefangirl:


You gave me a forever within the numbered days

i will destroy you for this do you understand
lizthefangirl:


You gave me a forever within the numbered days

i will destroy you for this do you understand
lizthefangirl:


You gave me a forever within the numbered days

i will destroy you for this do you understand
lizthefangirl:


You gave me a forever within the numbered days

i will destroy you for this do you understand
lizthefangirl:


You gave me a forever within the numbered days

i will destroy you for this do you understand
lizthefangirl:


You gave me a forever within the numbered days

i will destroy you for this do you understand
lizthefangirl:


You gave me a forever within the numbered days

i will destroy you for this do you understand

lizthefangirl:

You gave me a forever within the numbered days

i will destroy you for this do you understand

(via empire16)


And right there where we stood was h o l y   g r o u n d .

And right there where we stood was h o l y   g r o u n d .

And right there where we stood was h o l y   g r o u n d .

And right there where we stood was h o l y   g r o u n d .

And right there where we stood was h o l y   g r o u n d .

And right there where we stood was h o l y   g r o u n d .

And right there where we stood was h o l y   g r o u n d .

(via ifreakinlovetaylorswift)

mukuroikusaba:

showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”

no

i was supposed to be the hero

(via pizza)

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

(via ohheytherenosy)