simsgonewrong:

I think even my Sims are surprised with the aliens they birthed

simsgonewrong:

My sims don’t need a sofa

simsgonewrong:

"what’s up?"

"just a little morning wood"

simsgonewrong:

this sim had no skintone, eyebrows, eyelashes or hair

simsgonewrong:

But the chair… Is right there….

simsgonewrong:

At first I thought there was someone in a stork costume, but then on closer inspection…

simsgonewrong:

she gave birth to triplets and promptly threw up on her baby…

(via infinite--chain)

nation-of-homeskillets:

he knows what hes done
nation-of-homeskillets:

he knows what hes done
lotsofsnakes:


thankyouma-am:

Fun fact, not a yawn, popping it’s jaw back together after eating

this is indeed a yawn as he did not eat prior to this gif, as i am his owner

lotsofsnakes:

thankyouma-am:

Fun fact, not a yawn, popping it’s jaw back together after eating

this is indeed a yawn as he did not eat prior to this gif, as i am his owner

(via xgrowingspace)

iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

(via infinite--chain)

raybaaans:

still looking for a guy who looks/dresses like chuck bass.

raybaaans:

still looking for a guy who looks/dresses like chuck bass.

(via infinite--chain)